Prologue

The time is coming. My wife has made a doctors appointment for Monday morning. I know a doctors appointment isnt a big deal to most of you, however, I haven't had a non-emergency room related doc visit since the previous Millenium. In fact, it could be back as far as when I was in high school playing Lacrosse.

This isn't a resolution or anything, at least not one spawned from the turning of the calendar. This has been coming for some time.

Its undeniable, I am not a healthy human being.

I can almost already script what the doc is going to say. I should make some cartoon bubbles to hand to him as he says it. Maybe my physical health isnt the only thing in question here. If I know whats wrong, why havent I fixed it yet? The fact is, I am not happy with myself, and its a sad state of affairs that my wife had to push me into it.

I'm not young either. This isnt going to be easy. I used to be able to rely on youthful exhuberance to keep me motivated and fresh, but that was 7 years ago. I was a man on the prowl, I was a sexy bitch. Not so much anymore. I am, for lack of a better word, uncomfortable. It's time to change that.

Lets bring sexy back.